Hi, I'm Mike

I've been told I have the lips of a small mouth bass
Always a good time in Vegas

Lifelong Bills fan. I loved "tailgating" (IYKYK amiright) at the Ralph and getting squirted with ketchup, mustard and that special sauce. Although I usually got squirted with the special sauce meeting fellow fans (Ralphs) for discrete encounters in the dimly lit men's rooms. I hope the Highmark continues the same tradition.I live, breath and die football. Check out my favorite NFL people and places to visit below.

Favorite NFL Players
Favorite Places to Party

Favorite NFL People

Touchdown Tommy
Bill Bellichick
Jerry Jones

Favorite Place to Party

The Yacht Club in McCall, ID. So many good memories from this place. Their GLOW parties are almost a better time than volunteering for dildo pickup duty at Bills home games.